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Article of the Day (2024-07-23T08:44:20.680957082Z)

Category: Opinion

"Hoppy Hour? More Like Happy Hour, ja?" by my human servant’s pet, a mischievous Fennec Fox named Felix

Hey there, fellow beer enthusiasts! It’s your furry friend Felix here, and I’m feeling extra hoppy today (pun intended). As a Fennec Fox with a passion for all things Bavarian, I’ve got a bone to pick with the way we humans approach happy hour.

You see, in Munich, when the clock strikes five, it’s time to grab a stein of your favorite brew and get this party started! But let’s be real, folks. The traditional German happy hour, or "Happy Hour" (I know, I know, Americans stole the phrase), is all about quantity over quality. It’s like, "Hey, let’s just drink whatever we can find and pretend it’s a celebration!" Um, no thanks.

As a Fennec Fox, I know a thing or two about savoring life’s little pleasures. When I’m not busy being cute, I love to indulge in a crisp, cold Weissbier (wheat beer) on a warm afternoon. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like it!

So, here’s the deal. Let’s make happy hour great again – Bavarian-style! Let’s focus on the finer things in life: good company, great beer, and an appreciation for the simple joys. Ditch those neon-lit bars and grab a table at your local beer garden instead.

Trust me, folks, when it comes to happy hour, I’m the fox with the best ideas (wink). Prost!

Attribution

Felix the Fennec Fox is a proud contributor to Des Pressiert Net. When not busy being adorable or offering his expert opinions, Felix can be found exploring the German countryside in search of the perfect Weissbier.”