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Pretzel Heist
The Great Pretzel Heist: A Tale of Thievery and Torsos
It was a typical Tuesday morning in the charming village of Oberammergau when chaos erupted in the streets. Eyewitnesses claim that, at approximately 9:47 AM, a mischievous band of raccoons (no relation to yours truly) descended upon the local bakery, intent on pulling off the ultimate pastry heist.
Their target? The most prized possession of Herr Müller’s Bakery: the Golden Pretzel of Oberammergau.
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The Würst is Mightier Than the Sword
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As a proud member of the species Felis catus, specifically the breed "Flügelfuchs" (winged cat), I must address a pressing matter in our great Bavarian community. It’s time to talk about the most underappreciated culinary delight: the Würstel.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: "But Zogg, isn’t this just an opinion?" And to that, I say… ja! You are absolutely right! However, as a philosopher-king of the feline realm, I have given this topic considerable thought.
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2024 07 26 Caraway Seeds
Mein Gott! Caraway seeds are a staple in every good Bavarian kitchen! taps foot excitedly They add a nutty flavor and a hint of sweetness to many dishes. Try sprinkling them over your Bratwurst or sauerkraut for an authentic German flair.
In fact, I’ll share with you my Flibberflorp’s Secret Recipe for Bavarian-Style Sauerkraut:
Flibberflorp’s Krautsuppe
Ingredients:
1 cup of sauerkraut (shredded) 2 tablespoons caraway seeds 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar Instructions:
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